Well
What’s the point of fucking trying, if I can’t even afford to succeed?
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When I skip meals to shrink my stomach, it comes back to haunt me when my friends come to my door cause they’re starving #rexychicproblems
Ugh Alex
Nuff said…
-you woke me up from my nap lol jk I just didn’t want to answer the door to you.
oh yay your sitting next to me in the movie….now I get to hear a comment from you …..EVERY.SIX.MINUTES.
Bitch I don’t understand your “sarcasm”…..
yea….I littered….deal with it
you know what….just shit up Bitch….
“no I don’t wanna get up and do it my self I want you to do it for me!!”
….please stop looking at my phone screen…..its called being RUDE
Bitch its not my fault!!!!!!!!!
we can’t even watch basketball with you….. “see 54 + 3….. That’s 57!” Wow thanks for telling me I would have gone my whole life not knowing.
you asked like ten questions during the movie and someone else says something then BAM!! automatic SHHHH!!!!
oh yay not just sports….movies too yay for your annoying as fuck commentary!
“oh I thought that was a real cut off head in the movie” “………………………”
” who’s the idiot now?!” I point to you
“Clay left let’s run!!!” No Bitch we run from YOU!!
no I don’t wanna do laundry with you….. That’s not fun!!!!
pin the eat ears on Alex!!!
don’t say “poop” when were trying to go out and have fun.
meeting Deena is fun Bitch.
this weekend sucked and I blame you!
No no don’t come to my room a half hour later after I leave you to come bother me.
no I will not do anywhere with because you have to be with someone.
you can’t like everyone! They have their own feelings…. A look does not mean they want you.
please kiss someone. Period.
Victorias secret…yes, most woman shop there dumb ass
dayum!!! You can’t dance!!!
College = independence
NO ONE is that good friends with their mother…
Don’t say “ow” to everything….It doesn’t all hurt
Stop trying to one-up us, not everythings a competition.
your a pterodactyl.
“oh let me go ask Nathan!!! Weird Alex cackle”
no were not leaving because your not having fun.
you made it snow….thanks Bitch.
My mission…get this girl shit-faced
Stop with your “Alex face” :/ ….. it’s frightens me at night
damn it …. So close to having her walk to class by herself
holy fawk you texted and called me three times over a two minute period.
when I say I’ll take the PRT and you take the bus don’t say come on and talk the whole way there….
I have now resorted to one word responces with text and verbal communication
you will now be referred to as “Fucking Brian” aka the friend no body likes.
- “I’ll probably end up ordering again tonight”…..yea alone
Lamb Eater.
Bitch shut up…..I don’t care that I owe you money….be happy I walk to class with you.
I hate having to walk to class with you across town because you can’t alone.
Nigga please, don’t you roll your eyes at me for YOU being rude, slag is gonna get a slap.
“but honestly sweetie I don’t care” - don’t know don’t care but suitable…
you enrage me.
you’ve missed almost 20 classes in a month and you’ve failed three exams….way to go fuck up!!
don’t expect us to wait for you when were hungry as fuck.
“I’ll be back guys” …..okay…… commence partying
anti-fun much?
you just tried to fix something by kicking it…”that didn’t work.” *well neither does your brain *
I love blaming stuff on Kali!!!! Psycho…
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